Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Background

I'm a 29 year old professional who has had quite the interaction with men. Yes, I am still single, and you will probably be able to figure out why, although I can't. I have had one serious relationship in my life which lasted 3.5 years, I followed that up with a few one nighters and a 6 month relationship. Followed that one up with a 6month long hook-up. For the past four months I have been sort of dating someone.

For the record I have no idea how many men I've slept with. I estimate the number to be somewhere between 75 and 100. Also, for all those concerned, I have no children and somehow for all my misgivings I am STD free.

I have to admit I do have some very strong viewpoints about certain things. First all, I am extremely Republican; I believe feminism ruined women, global warming is something Al Gore made up to keep himself busy, government aid is ruining out nation, the national anthem is the best song in the world, and "interwebs" is a perfectly acceptable term...Bush said it, so shall it be.
Second, I am extremely sheltered; recently I learned vegetables in the grocery store need to be washed (apparently they don't come that way...who knew!?), the saying is; "play it by ear" rather than "play it by year" (although, I think the later makes more sense) and my parents recently told me the money tree was running out, I was unaware it could do that...suppose the leaves do fall of this time of the year.
Third, I'm an extremely spoiled only child; I always get what I want, I think that's half the reason why men baffle me.
Lastely, although I have some shortcomings in the "street smart" department, I am very book smart. I'll read a paragraph and analyze it, I'll underline it, I'll rip it apart. I'll watch a show and pause it 10 times to think about it and figure out the "bigger picture." Most of my day is spent in my head, which has caused an extreme amount of anxiety in my life. However, I am more than an anxious book worm. I also care more, feel more, and have more emotions than most people I know....

apparently I'm also a whore.

**for the record, I'm okay with all the fore mentioned information.